1. iamof is back up and running

     

  2. i guess some people don’t like others that have a high tooth-to-gum ratio??? like people with “short” teeth

    i don’t see anything wrong with it probs because i have small teeth but

    i don’t care if someone doesn’t like me for my gums because that’s silly and i don’t understand it

     
  3. dirtyberd:

    dirtyberd:

    It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

    The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

    iVibe Select iRabbit 

    iVibe Select iRocket

    Original Pocket Rocket 

    White Nights Bullet

    Mood Naughty Butt Plug

    OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

    Mood Water-Based Lube

    To enter: 

    • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
    • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
    • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
    • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
    • Please leave the description and rules in the post

    The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

    Ready, set, go pervs :)

    Almost time to pick the winner, last chance boo boos !

    (via the-foreign-stetson)

     

  4. i found two bras while shopping yesterday and they fit me so so so so so so well!!!!

     
  5. divasdishblog:

    "People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

    Our Bodies, Ourselves.

    (via bruisedbacobas)

     
  6. dirtyberd:

    It’s giveaway time!! We’re celebrating Dirtyberd’s 55,000 fab followers and my fave toy company Doc Johnson’s new Tumblr

    The toys being given away are pictured above. They’re all brand new and never used:

    iVibe Select iRabbit 

    iVibe Select iRocket

    Original Pocket Rocket 

    White Nights Bullet

    Mood Naughty Butt Plug

    OptiMALE Vibrating Cock Ring

    Mood Water-Based Lube

    To enter: 

    • Simply like and/or reblog this post. You can do both or either ONCE A DAY. Each like and reblog will count as one entry. So, obviously, your chances are better if you like AND reblog but just liking is fine if you prefer being discreet
    • You must be 18+ to enter, no exceptions 
    • You must be following both my blog: dirtyberd.tumblr.com AND Doc Johnson’s blog: theoriginaldoc.tumblr.com
    • You must be within the US or Canada to win. Sorry international Berdies- shipping worldwide is too expensive and difficult :( 
    • Please leave the description and rules in the post

    The winner will be selected April 10th, 2014 at 12pm (EST). You will have 24 hours to respond to my message or another winner will be chosen. Packaging will be discreet, of course!

    Ready, set, go pervs :)

    (via dirtyberd)

     
  7. skin-rivets-tyler:

    The front and middle are healed at 1 and 2 years and the back one is fresh. The front and back are anodized blue (in house by me) and the center is a high polish. All jewelry by ANATOMETAL.

    (via skin-rivets-tyler)

     

  8. stfusexists:

    faineemae:

    queenofadodi:

    Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it? 

    Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?

    Super relevant. 

    (Source: morenamagia, via jewchebag)

     

  9. takohai:

    glitteringknight:

    "Your highness" is gender neutral.

    So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

    That’ll work.

    alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

    (via dxfxctxxn)

     

  10. radjew:

    if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

    (via queercatdad)